So, I often have absolutely ridiculous things that happen to me, that Mike would say should be in movies...and my sister just says "That would ONLY happen to you..."
Well, today was one of those days... while this is not about my IVF, it's off topic (OT) I felt I should share...
So, the day started by wearing my most awesome new Born sandals (teal colored if you want to know - it adds to the story later) and I realize I have overbooked myself and might not be able to meet my AWESOME friend Mandy for lunchie at noon...I call her at 8am to let her know...no answer...(I SERIOUSLY forgot a major work obligation)...we had auctions for work....
So, I call Mandy a few more times (okay like 5 stalkerish calls) cause she never called me back....I leave a message - "I hope you didn't forget your phone today" DING DING DING.....(later found out on FB she did leave her phone at home) BOOOOOO! My poor friend waited for me for lunchie and I stood her up - I know, I SUCK!
So, I race to our lunch place, hoping she *might* be there, since I'd not heard from her at all...and she's not there...so I go to her work, cause I had a present for her - Okay, I'd never been to her work - but knew the road and voila! I found her work....
So, I go to get a gift bag for her that I have and I start to walk to the entrance....this is when my plan went completely horrific and "Leah-esque" - I had a bunch of cash in my pocket...it was super duper triplified windy out today (can you see where this is going?) I see out of the corner of my eye a wad of cash, I'd had in my pocket from the auctions for work...My eyes go wide, as I watch in horror as I see the cash sail out of my pocket and my hand, in slow motion, reaching for it....it hits the ground and bounces....my head is FULL of swear words...
The cash bundle immediately disburses into 10-12 separate bills upon ground contact... I immediately go towards the larger amount rolling and twirling in the 50mph wind! several are in front of me and a couple toss themselves happily to my right...bouncing around all happy and free, without a care in the world as I am a complete mess of thoughts....I start running full speed in my teal heals and holding my gift bag, trying to step on the bills or worse yet, reaching down to grab one - which of course, escaped me everytime....they would NOT find my hand...I can only imagine what I looked like running around that parking lot hahaaaaaaaa....I got most of the bills when they blew down into a ditch, where I proceeded to trip on my teal heels and I frantically grabbed most of the money in the ditch, as I fell, partially and I was then covered in prickers/spurs on my hands, knees, fingers LOL....I was a mess, I saw a few bills cross the road - which I further chased.... (seriously, you have no idea how windy it was today) I found *most* of the bills - even found a 1$ bill near the entrance of the building....
So...I walk into her office, asthmatic (no joke) and spur ridden, and the receptionist lets me know that Mandy is not in (no doubt finding a replacement lunch, since I bailed on her!)....as I pick spurs off my fingers hahaaa...I ask the receptionist to put the gift bag I have for Mandy on her desk....said receptionist is not willing to put the gift bag I have for Mandy on Mandy's desk....really WTH???? SO all that for NOTHING!!!!!! And I stood my friend up (accidentally)!!!!!I mean if the receptionist saw me in the parking lot, maybe she thought I was giving Mandy lots of cash and didn't want that responsiblity? I dunno!
I left - TOTALLY defeated.....aren't you supposed to say TGIF? not "DIATHIF" "Dang it all to heck it's Friday"......????
Hope you all had a better day than me....at least I can laugh at the end of the day hahhaaaaa :) Hope you all had a good laugh over me as well :)