Everyone loves a pee in a cup story!

And so you shall have one!

SOOOO - I went to my first weekly appt today!! And the first thing they always have me do is give a urine sample. I didn't really have to pee - so I was really concentrating so I wouldn't miss the pee container!

(WARNING - TMI)

And OMG I was peeing everywhere and hardly any into the container and I was kinda confused because usually I can hit it just fine. But I got pee on the label of the cup and everywhere! LOL So embarrasing!

So anyway, I go to wipe myself and there is like FABRIC down there, WET FABRIC! And it dawns on me that the belt of my shirt had fallen through my legs and I'm thinking - What am I going to do? - it's all wet! (I tied the shirt in the front - cause the knot on your back is irritating in a chair all day)

But I checked my shirt and no - it's not my belt! It's fine...I'm SOO confused and then I realize....I freaking didn't pull down my PANTIES! I peed on my underwear LMAO!

OMG - No wonder I had such a hard time hitting the cup! So, I had to like take off my shoes and jeans to get my soaking undies off! And NORMALLY they have me go to the restroom right away - so I have my coat and purse - I was going to just take another little pee container and put my undies in it and put that into my purse. But I had NOTHING with me - and you would see that huge container in my pocket! - So I wrapped them in paper towels and had to put them in my pocket! WHY I didn't just throw them away, I have no idea!

Well, with the maternity pants, I normally just pull everything down at once, and I guess I didn't catch my undies just right! - in my defense, I was wearing a thong LOL, so it's not like it's that THICK (wide) down there, which is luckily why I still got some pee in the cup! And it's not like I can see down there anymore LOL.. hehee... so I went to Walmart at lunch to buy underwear haha.

I'm sure the nurse was like - What the heck is taking her so long in there!!!

Just thought I'd share and hopefully make you smile today :) HEHE